Texas Weather
Me: "Texas! What are you doing? It's supposed to be spring." Texas: "I'm just putting all of winter in one week, don't you understand, I'm trying to make you suffer less!" Me: "It's not working. The roads are terrible. If you don't melt all this snow, I won't be able to get where I need to go." Texas: "I do what I want." Me: "Pretty please?" Texas: "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request; and the physical appearance of the please does nothing to sway me." Me: "Oh come on! I have things to do and places to be." Texas: "Too bad, you'll just have to wait until I clear up the roads." Me: "And when will that be?" Texas: "...." Me: "You hesitated." Texas: "Aren't you happy that you might not have to go to your school co-op today?" Me: "That would be a bonus, but, you still ha...